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shit that killed john wayne

Really potent weed that makes you choke for an extended period of time.
"Man, this is the shit...the shit that killed john wayne"
by T to the motha fuckin P April 2, 2006
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Elton John Fart

When an object is covered in white goo it looks like Elton John Farted on it. The joke being that Elton John is gay and full of semen.
This cake looks like Elton John Farted on it.
by InsaneAsylumPatient February 19, 2023
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Saint John's Prep

Saint John's Prep is like any other prep school. There are a bunch of snobby white kids with hummers, all wearing Supreme, and sporting the latest iPhone. They are more egotistical than Donald Trump, and about as smart as Jake Paul. The girls are smokeshows and all have the White Girl Starter Pack. Uggs, yoga pants, Starbucks, and a douchebag with a headband by her side. There are a few good kids though. Usually soccer players who take pride in playing for the school. They are amazing at sports and spawn a decent amount of college players. Otherwise, they are just another group of asshats who threaten those who antagonize them with they're dad who is a lawyer.
"I saw this kid hit a women with his hummer the other day. He was wearing this stupid headband."

"Probably a Saint John's Prep kid"
by ThatMiddleClassWhiteBoi March 6, 2018
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John the Baptist Cockfish

A man who thinks he is a baptist is is really a man who worships the cocks of fish. One who is still in the closet and wishes he is a man. A man who has a vagina and no spine
"It is time to leave.", says the bar tender.
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."
by Hybrid Soul Taker December 16, 2010
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john m bailey

One of the most ratchet schools in Bayonne. They still have lots of fun tho. But it’s filled with fighting and the downstairs teachers are lit
Yo they know how to fight bro.
No way
Dude she graduated from John M Bailey
by Suupacoopa December 18, 2018
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Little John Syndrome

A syndrome commonly seen by prostitutes, whereby the John is unable to get arroused. If the prostitute is a high end well experience sex trade worker she will easily be able to isolate the psychological barriers preventing the John from attaining an errection and completing the service. However some prositutes may be forced into prostitution on the black market and are not experienced or highly intuitive and this may in some cases perpetuate little john syndrome indefinitely.
Anise experiences little john syndrome on a regular basis and soothes the John by feigning innocence to the johns issues at the john (aka crapper/pisser) and John's guilt and self-loathing for visiting her instead working and going home to his wife.

Lacuna experienced little john syndrome for the first time after Stanko brought her John into the motel room. When the John saw the disgust and fear in her eyes it served to perpetuate his little John syndrome.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 23, 2010
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big sexy john

Big sexy john means when a big guy is sexy you say “wow! That guy is big sexy john!”
I find it funny! Just when u think a big guy is sexy! Remember to say big sexy john!
Woah that big guy is a big sexy john!
by John cegy loon January 8, 2020
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