Fortnite

Heaven when the internet is smoother than a girls booty

Fortnite has taken over the world

by Sharp_shooter890 June 3, 2018

fortnite

a game that has taken over the lives of sad little teenage boys. they constantly loose girlfriends because of this game , since they are too busy playing. people also post their wins on their snapchat story because they think people actually give a shit about them when we actually don't.

girlfriend: i think we need to break up, you're spending too much time on that stupid "fartnite" game and not spending enough time with me.
boy: *is playing fortnite at the moment* yeah ok.

by cacalover418 May 14, 2018

fortnite

just bunch of sperm trying to survive and winning over the egg, then suddenly you were born

tbh fortnite was a good game until you came along and ruined it for everyone

"i be flossin I be flossin"

by like you@ March 4, 2019

Fortnite

A game where shitty 8 year old kids can rest their 1 cm long dick on.

CANCER is fortnite

by STFU AND STOP GETTING AIDS July 11, 2018

Fortnite

a game that is really bad

oh my god i love Fortnite, Its so good. "No idiot it sucks"

by enderooofer1 February 26, 2022

fortnite

a "game" that has a fanbase full of nine year olds

wow fortnite is so lame y'all should start playing some real games

by c_armstrong_906 May 21, 2021

Fortnite

A thing that taints one's soul and is so annoying that I will shoot the next person who talks about it.

My "friend": FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE
Me: I will put you out of misery. Goodbye, old friend. (uses pickaxe from Minecraft to kill him and purify his existence)

by Smart People of Earth November 26, 2019