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Cock Unblock

The act of cock blocking your best friend unintentionally, but quickly realizing and bouncing it back with some sort of compliment to them, such as a large penis or can bench a large sum of weight.
Dude, those Appletinis last night were the shit!" *realizes girl* "And man, when you accidentally showed me your footlong, I almost shat myself!"
"Wow, nice cock unblock!" the mysterious woman announced
by Cock Unblocker June 4, 2010
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cock scarf

Good looking super slut, that anyone and everyone gets a turn with. Similar to the town bike, but better looking
That girl Sally is a real cock scarf. Timmy, Bobby, and Joey all banged her.
by DFriend February 1, 2006
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P-cock

a flashy guy who attracts bitches.
Maann, did you see that P-cock?!! he got every girl in the house.
by Baris "P-cock" Prince September 23, 2008
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Cock Stalking

When one is peer pressured into dating or hooking up with someone. Opposite of cock blocking
Garrison: Hey you should ask Ashley to Prom

Harold: I don't really want to go though

Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her

Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me

Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her

Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her

Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!
by Hunter Pitkin February 11, 2007
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puss cock

someone who has a cock but doesn't really have balls
"That little puss cock,Dalton, is a fag."
by charles york November 14, 2007
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cock cougher

An individual who has become so lame that they are prone to spontaneous fits of cock regurgitation. The length (Cl), quantity (Cq), and girth of the cocks (Cg), in addition to regurgitation frequency (Rf) is mathematically correlative to the degree of lameness represented by said cock cougher.

CF = Cq * ((Cl * Cg) + Rf) where CF represents the overall cock factor.
Lamness then is a simple correlation: LAME = CF^2
Mike: I think I'm going to pass on snowboarding this weekend
Everyone Everywhere: What a cock cougher!

Mush: That cock cougher snaked me in the park.
Thad: I deduce that he cougheth the cock.
by mod_critical December 16, 2007
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cock mitten

Noun.

1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.

2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag
1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!

2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.
by Pit Pat October 23, 2007
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