The act of cock blocking your best friend unintentionally, but quickly realizing and bouncing it back with some sort of compliment to them, such as a large penis or can bench a large sum of weight.
Dude, those Appletinis last night were the shit!" *realizes girl* "And man, when you accidentally showed me your footlong, I almost shat myself!"
"Wow, nice cock unblock!" the mysterious woman announced
"Wow, nice cock unblock!" the mysterious woman announced
by Cock Unblocker June 4, 2010
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by DFriend February 1, 2006
Get the cock scarf mug.by Baris "P-cock" Prince September 23, 2008
Get the P-cock mug.Garrison: Hey you should ask Ashley to Prom
Harold: I don't really want to go though
Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her
Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me
Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her
Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her
Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!
Harold: I don't really want to go though
Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her
Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me
Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her
Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her
Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!
by Hunter Pitkin February 11, 2007
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Get the puss cock mug.An individual who has become so lame that they are prone to spontaneous fits of cock regurgitation. The length (Cl), quantity (Cq), and girth of the cocks (Cg), in addition to regurgitation frequency (Rf) is mathematically correlative to the degree of lameness represented by said cock cougher.
CF = Cq * ((Cl * Cg) + Rf) where CF represents the overall cock factor.
Lamness then is a simple correlation: LAME = CF^2
CF = Cq * ((Cl * Cg) + Rf) where CF represents the overall cock factor.
Lamness then is a simple correlation: LAME = CF^2
Mike: I think I'm going to pass on snowboarding this weekend
Everyone Everywhere: What a cock cougher!
Mush: That cock cougher snaked me in the park.
Thad: I deduce that he cougheth the cock.
Everyone Everywhere: What a cock cougher!
Mush: That cock cougher snaked me in the park.
Thad: I deduce that he cougheth the cock.
by mod_critical December 16, 2007
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1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.
2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag
1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.
2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag
1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!
2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.
2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.
by Pit Pat October 23, 2007
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