My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
by Dc53 November 09, 2015
When a gay or bisexual man attempts to finger his asshole with out properly cleaning the area, resulting a in shit covered finger
by Fox Fur May 23, 2021
The act of putting your dick in your partners ass, having them take a dumb while its in there, and then having them push your dick out with the turd. You then push it back in, and continue for as long as you want.
by Potatonado December 20, 2021
Chocolate and mayo is like the holy Bible and holy water but to defend yourself from fucking children
by C O S M O July 14, 2022
Jusitn: get a new hair do bitch. Lookin' like Michael Jackson.
Me: shut the fuck up chocolate chunk.
Justin: (lookin' dumb as fuck)
Me: shut the fuck up chocolate chunk.
Justin: (lookin' dumb as fuck)
A blurby, sloshy, fat pooper on a chick. The type of woman that has this affliction is usually wearing mules or some other slip-on type footwear because they are too fat to bend down to put their shoe on.
by Fluffy Tail October 17, 2008
by A Black Geisha January 26, 2008