Chocolate Croissant

Noun: refers to an act of sexual intercourse between a white female and a black male, typically after purchasing Starbucks or other coffee related items.

Yeah man, I totally gave her a chocolate croissant.

by Randomshi69 June 5, 2021

Chocolate Smooch

When there's a little bit of shit on someone's asshole hair, but you're trooper and eat their ass anyway.

"Dude, last night I gave Sasha a chocolate smooch!"
"Nice!"

by Gordoncheese May 17, 2018

Chocolate Gravy

A breakfast food, some kind of Arkansas thing. Has the consistency of regular breakfast gravy, but tastes like chocolate.

Momma made chocolate gravy and biscuits for breakfast.

by AmazingIsAmanda September 23, 2018

Chocolate slurry

When your performing cunnilingus on your girlfriend and your tongue slips and you lick her butthole

Oh last night I gave my girlfriend a chocolate slurry it was awesome

by bandana darren October 18, 2022

Chocolate Flonase

When one presses their rectum up against their partners nasal cavity. Then uses flatulence to clear out the others sinuses.

My sinuses were clogged up. So I got my boyfriend to do a Chocolate Flonase. He pressed his sphincter firmly against my left nostril and whilst holding my breath, he farted in my nasal cavities. Cleared my sinuses and I was able to eat the corn kernels left over.

by EltoeCam February 19, 2025

Chocolate Ice Cream Tsunami

An act preformed by a couple usually during sexual inter course, where the male shits and ejaculates into the females vagina. The female then proceeds to squirt and queef the creamy matter onto her partners face.

"dude, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate ice cream tsunami last night when we were going at it"

by Bobby fue May 31, 2024

chocolate spin

to anal a girl covering your dick in shit, pulling out and spinning your dick around repeatedly

i did a chocolate spin to your mom last night

by banal grapes August 22, 2008