When you're about to score but someone ruins it for you.
Can be ruined for one or both parties.
Mood killer.
Best described with an example.
Can be ruined for one or both parties.
Mood killer.
Best described with an example.
Haley and her boyfriend Andrew were having phone sex when Andrew's brother James walked in.
Andrew: Then I'll take off your shirt and your bra and bite your neck and pull your hair
Haley: I'll take off your shirt and your pants and get on top of you and start biting your neck softly
Andrew: Then I'll move down to your stomach and take your panties off and I'll start to eat out your pussy
Haley: Next I'll take your boxers off and kiss your dick, I'll get on my knees and start sucking your cock
Andrew: Mmmmmm, Baby, what's next?
Haley: I think that's up to you;)
Andrew: I want you to suck me until I'm rock hard and about to explode. Then I'll get on top of you and pin you to the bed and start to put rock hard cock in your tight, wet....
James: Hey man, what's up?
Andrew: You fucking cock block!!!
James: Who are you talking to?
Andrew: Haley!!! We were having a good time!!
Haley: Tell you're brother he fucking ruined it!!!
James: YOU'RE WELCOME
Andrew: Get out James!!! Baby, I'm not horny anymore. I'm sorry my brother's a fucking cock block.
Haley: Ugh, neither am I. Tell him that I'm fucking pissed at him.
Andrew: Then I'll take off your shirt and your bra and bite your neck and pull your hair
Haley: I'll take off your shirt and your pants and get on top of you and start biting your neck softly
Andrew: Then I'll move down to your stomach and take your panties off and I'll start to eat out your pussy
Haley: Next I'll take your boxers off and kiss your dick, I'll get on my knees and start sucking your cock
Andrew: Mmmmmm, Baby, what's next?
Haley: I think that's up to you;)
Andrew: I want you to suck me until I'm rock hard and about to explode. Then I'll get on top of you and pin you to the bed and start to put rock hard cock in your tight, wet....
James: Hey man, what's up?
Andrew: You fucking cock block!!!
James: Who are you talking to?
Andrew: Haley!!! We were having a good time!!
Haley: Tell you're brother he fucking ruined it!!!
James: YOU'RE WELCOME
Andrew: Get out James!!! Baby, I'm not horny anymore. I'm sorry my brother's a fucking cock block.
Haley: Ugh, neither am I. Tell him that I'm fucking pissed at him.
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A cock pilot is used as a verb, as in Sir, you are a cock pilot this evening..
The origin of the phrase also relates to control over ones genitalia thus making the cock pilot someone in control of the situation
Cock Pilot is not a negative nor positive verb, its simply lets the speaker express in a simple and effective way to the receiver that yes, he is aware of his increased mojo and noting that fact, will stand back and watch the festivities happen. Fasten your seatbelt states the cock pilot the evening has just begun.
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The Origin of the phrase was during WW2, as air force pilots would call the TOMCAT a cock pilot, later it was used throughout general military troops during Vietnam and was used mainly for those about to go and r&r, which generally meant intercourse with native populations - whore or prostitute- "me love you long time, cock pilot"
A cock pilot is used as a verb, as in Sir, you are a cock pilot this evening..
The origin of the phrase also relates to control over ones genitalia thus making the cock pilot someone in control of the situation
Cock Pilot is not a negative nor positive verb, its simply lets the speaker express in a simple and effective way to the receiver that yes, he is aware of his increased mojo and noting that fact, will stand back and watch the festivities happen. Fasten your seatbelt states the cock pilot the evening has just begun.
Cock Pilots are generally short lived and return to their normal cock or puddly status generally after a failed landing or attempt in few rare occasions a Cock Pilot will stay in full pilot mode for weeks on end, this would only happen should said cock pilot have by his side at least a (7-8- based on universally accepted 7-8 ratings)
Friend is wearing his best shirt and has a distinctive swagger, as he walks into a disco....he states, man am I going to get laid tonight
Friend 2: You sure are sir, tonight your a real cock pilot
Friend: roger that !!!!
Friend 2: You sure are sir, tonight your a real cock pilot
Friend: roger that !!!!
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