Caked

Noun: The condition of one’s the hair/fur being adorned with ejaculate.

Verb: To cover and imbed another’s hair/fur with ejaculate.

-“That’s a sticky looking puppy, what happened?”
-“He’s caked.”

by Cricket Dungeon December 28, 2021

Carpet cake

When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.

Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.

by Carpet caker September 5, 2021

Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.

Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Cup cake

The act of farting into your own cupped hand and then lifting the stench up into another persons face. A way of sharing your farts.

I was sitting down to watch the movie when my brother cup caked me and I started gagging from the smell. Mum and dad were furious and my brother almost pissed himself laughing.

by The Zurnich July 26, 2023

Valentines cake

Getting some ass on Valentine’s Day

Yo Kieran gave me some valentines cake

by NumOneShawty February 14, 2021

christmas tree cakes

Something that people are addicted to holy frick why

A : I love these christmas tree cakes! *spams them in the group chat*
Everybody else : WhYYYYY

by foxlife37 December 15, 2020

needle cake

A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.

I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.

by Coolzville October 13, 2020