a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.
alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm
uh fuck
*arches back*
*squirts*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm
uh fuck
*arches back*
*squirts*
by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018
Get the alexmug. Alex Emson... A bright and warm person, the funniest of a kind and never seen sad. His personality is so bright and luminous and he is forever unique, his uniqueness, makes him the greatest of all because being the same is what everyone should be running from on a good day you'll never leave him unhappy or sad because his happiness is contagious and his smile is one of a kind and is the most greatest and heartfelt thing I've ever seen. Alex is so brave and resilient
I'm so glad he is my bestfriend because I could not ask for a better person in my life.
I'm so glad he is my bestfriend because I could not ask for a better person in my life.
by Lilley Love July 11, 2020
Get the Alex Emsonmug. by Trumpy clint February 12, 2017
Get the Alexmug. the cutest and hottest guy ever. Alex is outgoing, too funny that makes u laugh ur ass off, he’s has a smile that makes u have butterflies in your stomach, especially those dimples. he also is amazing at football and basketball. he often does that flicking hair thing which IS SO fucking hot. he’s also knows how to get girls.
by CutieTomato May 13, 2024
Get the Alexmug. Some really gay man that likes a girl called Georgia but they are all very gay and he is also extremely religious and retarded at the same time and he is addicted to his friends
Alex is retarded
by PEWDIEPIE LOVES T SIS June 24, 2019
Get the Alexmug. 
