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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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Bean

person 1- look at that little bean
person 2- awww so cute <3 >~<
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The Beans

Reference to when you have 126 points left in a game of darts.
That's a difficult out shot - he's left himself The Beans

Which way do you go on The Beans?

T4 T13 T13 is the best way to set up The Beans
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Beans

GIB BEANS
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Cocoa bean

What a fat ass black woman will sometimes refer to as her clit
Last night Jalen was rubbing my cocoa bean so good my squirt hit the ceiling!”
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joo joo beans

Person1.can I have my covers. person2you mean my joo joo beans
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Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces
Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean
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