by fucking mad lad douglas March 4, 2021

by Richardhair98 August 18, 2024

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
Breaking news!: a new corporal punishment was added to every school system in the nation called a wet hagan. More on this later!
by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022

the name we call a guy at school because everyone hates the feeling when you get your socks wet and everyone hates him because he’s literally SO annoying and no one likes him
by fuyuhiko'swife November 19, 2019

by Spilled April 28, 2019

by the rizz god December 24, 2023

A person who has one Mexican parent and one Hispanic parent who came to America illegally. Also, describes a person who shows up to your house unannounced and demands in. Also, this person could think they're entitled to all your food just because you forgot to offer food to them years ago and they refuse to let it go.
Not to be confused with a dry black, a black person who hasn't lotioned in days and they're ashy ass be leaving dust piles all over the place.
Not to be confused with a dry black, a black person who hasn't lotioned in days and they're ashy ass be leaving dust piles all over the place.
"Man, Steve is such a wet black! He came over to my house last night, just waltzed right in and went straight to the fridge and ate all my beans and an entire watermelon in one sitting!"
by RivSab October 22, 2023
