Two-Ball Walk

1. Getting hit in the testicles by a baseball, typically as the batter during a baseball game.
2. The walk after such a play, if a walk occurred.

1. Johnny had a bad throw and gave Tom a two-ball walk.
2. Dominic took a two-ball walk on the third inning today. He said he's fine, though.

by 8res September 21, 2017

Two step peep

When you see someone you find attractive you take two small steps towards their direction to get a better look at them.

When I was walking down the street earlier today I saw a hottie that I had to two step peep on.

by Frankie' September 18, 2014

two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

two heart monty

a character or other entity in a video game with dangerously low HP.

The last boss wrecked him. There's no way he makes it much further, he's a two heart monty.

by Undead_Octopus May 30, 2024

two-kicker

That one-hitter pipe with a bigger than average bowl.

Gimme that two-kicker...I am ready to get ALL HIGH!!

by Woo-Man_58 May 14, 2016

Two Words

She bad.

I have two words for you, she bad.

by Stdmdkd January 2, 2023

two-hundred and sixty-three

one more than two-hundred and sixty-two.

Two-hundred and sixty-three is one less than two-hundred and sixty-four.

by DespacitoLigmaDab September 16, 2018