Ol Mexican hot finger

The act of sticking an appendage into something hot, or warmer than expected

Damn Kenneth, you alright? That was an ol Mexican hot finger!!!

by purejoemomma April 18, 2018

Mexican goodbye

When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.

"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."

by ApprehensiveCrab November 28, 2023

Mexican Breakfast

Trying to fart for a joke but accidentally shitting your pants.

Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.

by Dabbler_Smurf July 7, 2018

Mexican Pool Party

When a man ejaculates in the palm of another's hand.

He gave me a Mexican Pool Party, then I had to wash my hands because they were sticky.

by combatvet2008 November 7, 2010

Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021

Mexican Stopoff

When two cars stop at an intersection at the same time and each tries to be the nice one to allow the other to go first.

Larry's sweet Aunt Betty was driving him to school and when they stopped at the stop sign near his house, he knew he'd entered a Mexican Stopoff when Betty saw her friend from the knitting circle stopped on the cross street.

by thetexian June 27, 2024

Mexican Fire Hose

Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.

“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!

“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”

by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023