Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.

by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022

Mexican Cheerio

A male Mexican feeding Cheerios to another male/female, from the tip of his dick

Want to have a Mexican Cheerio tonight Ozzy?

by SmogzV2 March 31, 2022

Mexican chorizo sandwich

To be involved in a threesome that involves two white women when your Mexican.

Dude did you see Pedro leave the bar with those two fat white chicks last night?

Yeah dude! He for sure made a Mexican chorizo sandwich!!

by Shanemane September 13, 2021

Mexican Food

The best thing in the entirety of humanity.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.

"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"

"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"

"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"

"I HATE YOU"

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

Mexican Hotbox

Similar to an Indian hotbox, except it's when you and the lads eat too many tacos and turn that car into a heaping cloud of swamp ass.

"Holy shit Taylor you better slow down on that Taco Bell, or were gunna be in for a stank Mexican hotbox later.

by Tightassnoswass August 24, 2016

Mexican salsa yes

"Mexican Salsa Yes" is a phrase created by Smosh cast member Amanda Lehan-Canto, in an episode of the Smosh spin-off podcast Smosh Mouth. It was originally used in an older video of young Amanda on an internet food show.

"I LOVE margaritas. Sweet, tangy, mexican salsa YES."

by francisgoose January 26, 2025

Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011