Douche pit

Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.

Geez he is such a douche pit

by R to the J Izzle January 22, 2011

Douche Bag

Kobe H. Tony L.

One is a cheating bastard the other is a ugly red headed freaked face fagot, but both are douche bags.

by Friendly flirting August 10, 2018

JJ Douche

a guy who is a bum

yo did u see jj douche he’s a such a bum

by yungbaddie March 12, 2021

Douche

A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

by Doom da Man December 27, 2008

Douche Bungalow

The house in which a large group of Douches live together.

Bob: "Have you seen Jersey Shore?"
Jill: "Yeah, they're living in a douche bungalow"

by Dungpo Smith November 22, 2010

Douche Caboose

The brother of the girl you with.

Hey Hainer, is your brother the douche caboose coming with us?

by Ajudichop April 24, 2021

tooly douche

Combination of a tool and a douche but more than the sum of its parts.

Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.

Look at captain save-a-hoe over there trying to salt up that guys game, what a tooly douche.

by MrBigSlick June 6, 2014