mattress baby

when you’ve been slept on your whole entire life and you’re at the point of being used to it...

“i’m a mattress baby, been slept on since i was a jit”

by broady2x December 9, 2020

Snowflake Baby

A leftover frozen embryo from IVF that is then implanted into and carried to term by a woman that is not the embryo’s genetic mother and then raised as her own (normally with her husband as it tends to be devout religious people who believe life begins at conception)

Natalie: You know I’m pregnant, but it’s not Alan’s, it’s not mine either!
Stacey: What?! What do you mean it’s not yours?
Natalie: It’s a snowflake baby, we’re Christians, we adopted it from another couple’s treatment because they had enough kids already and they were just going to let it thaw so we decided to save it!
Stacey: Is that even a thing?

by RandomPerson8279 December 18, 2020

Baby Ben

A baby that should die

Baby Ben is fat

by anonymous November 9, 2020

baby ryry

A little baby Ryan that is mad at Julia. He is a hedgehog, a ballerina, a baby, and a ryry all at the same time. He is extremely weird and needs to learn that Sohalya and Julia are the bestest friends he has ever had.

Baby ryry is upset again awwwww

by Baby salad lady November 11, 2020

Dough baby

A cry baby

She is a dough baby.

by Okaysohowaresyou November 16, 2020

lenny baby

Rex's perfect little alpha family word

'Yo did you know that lenny baby is here'
'yeah i wonder if he came with rex?'

by Mammon's wife November 19, 2020

lenny baby

Rex's beautiful little alpha family word that they love with all their heart. they love him almost as much as Dani has an obsession with Mammon from obey me. He also stans ABAB

'yo did ya hear that Lenny baby is here'
'yeah, i wonder if he came with rex?'

by Mammon's wife November 19, 2020