asshole buddies

By the mid-1970s "Asshole Buddies" had lost its primarily military connotation and became a slang term, more commonly used in the American South than in other regions, to denote two very close male friends who have come to know each other intimately, though not necessarily sexually. Even if they are having sex, they may nonetheless identify as straight.

." Lonnie and Joe Bob? You hardly ever see one without the other. They've been asshole buddies for years."

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by al-in-chgo September 24, 2011

Narrow ass

An individual who lacks experience, maturity and/or or is deemed wanting. Especially children.

When the street lights come on you better get your narrow ass in the house!

by DiddyBlock August 24, 2015

big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga

One who could be accurately described ass a gargantuan fuck head.

Benny: "Man, that guy is such a big headed NIGGA double G big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga"
Jimmy: "Man, fuck that guy in particular"

by sick cunt 666 9/11 January 10, 2014

pissing out of my ass

Extreme diarrhea. Nearly pure fluid generally yellow or light brown that comes forth while attempting to shit but finding out you have this problem. Shit that actually is more like piss

Scott: "After we had that $4 all-you-can eat Chinese buffet last night, I woke up with massive stomach cramps. I went to the can and was pissing out of my ass."

Max: "yea, I had the same problem, I went to the can to take a leak, finished, fealt I had to shit, turned around, sat down and ended up pissing out of my ass!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Bust a cap in yo ass

To shoot an individual with a gun.

You bitch, getin all swoa, Im gunna bust a cap in yo ass!

by James/Skeeter/Drex March 16, 2003

Shit Ass Geek

A Shit Ass Geek (SAG) is an athlete who is either ill-equipped for their sport or wears impractical clothing. A SAG outfit usually consists of board shorts, polo (or wifebeater if you're ghetto), a headband and runners/flipflops. If someone is recognized as a SAG, it is generally assumed that they are not very skilled at the sport, though there are rare exceptions.

Shit Ass Geek: I am so cool i styled my hair this morning and i am wearing runners and long board shorts while playing racquet sports. i am pro.

(chinky accent)

* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*

by johnmagicson December 7, 2009

asslicker

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.

They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.

by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015