The Akram Slap

When your shagging your mam in the back of your jaguar and you ask to get another perm- your mum is discussed and slaps you.

I asked my mam for a haircut and WACK the Akram slap

by Hani Akram September 24, 2019

Slap ass week

slap ass week is every friday where you can slap a guy or a girls ass.

watch out, it’s slap ass week!!

by courtney freakin miller September 24, 2019

4 am dick slap

Woke up on bone open hand dick slap

Its Tuesday mutha fucka dont cum at me with that 4 am dick slap shit!!!

by 4am cock slap September 27, 2019

Slap ass day

The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.

Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick

by Yummy penis September 30, 2019

slap ass year

“Slap ass year” is a free pass to slap any girls/boys ass. The slap ass year occurs once a year every year

I’m gonna report you for rape!
You can’t, it’s slap ass year

by MadsM October 2, 2019

SLAP

"Sounds Like A Plan"

SLAP is often used to emphasize your excitement for a planned event.

You: Down to grab a beer tonight?
Your bro: I'm down
You: SLAP!

by FUTR October 2, 2019

National slap ass day

Friday October 4th 2019 is national slap ass day. It is a day to be drawn into slapping butts so go out and enjoy your special day

Damn I can’t wait for National Slap Ass Day

by Black Zeus123 October 3, 2019