Simp

Twitch mods...

Twitch unbanned Alinity because they're simps.

by Cryinchat April 28, 2020

simp

A vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.

Yooo check out the pussy on that chick! "Yeah, she got a nice simp".

by Homer Jay Simp April 16, 2020

Simp

Simp is a guy, sometimes a girl , who overly obsesses over someone they are romantically attracted to. Yeah it’s weird bruh. :/

Dude: *gives like, a thousand dollars to a girl* here
Girl:wtf
Later
Dude: I LITERALLY GAVE SAMANTHA LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HER AND SHE SAYS WTF AND WE STILL ARE’NT DATING :’(

Dude’s friend: bro. Ur such a simp.
Same goes for girls who simps over a guy/girl.

by Lil girl, BIG vocabulary December 7, 2020

SIMP

An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,

Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”

by Matestreymy February 8, 2020

Simp

when a guy starts to give all attention to another person.

Nebora: Hey, you hear Avi was talking to Swales?
Meeko: Yeah, Avi's a Simp.
Nebora: Definitely

by Nebora March 1, 2020

Simp

It's you

Simp? Its you

by cess.. January 11, 2021

Simp

When you care about your wife

Not being an alcoholic is such a simp move bro *whip sounds*

by Pregnant sonic August 29, 2025