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wet pressure jacked

when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off
He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.
by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023
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Wet

Really good, as in something you think is awesome.
Oh my god dude, that is so wet.
by anonymous June 21, 2024
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Wet item

Pakistani restaurant menu items that are soupy in nature such as Nihari
Bro 1: Bro I can’t decide what I want to eat.
Bro 2: do you want dry item or wet item?
by Irf.0 June 10, 2019
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Wet-Dry World

A level in the video game "Super Mario 64". While originally not really a level many thought too much of, it evolved into an internet legend, with many stories told about the level.

When looked into deeper, the level has many oddities. Firstly, the odd and eerie skybox, theorised to be of a town in Yemen that looks extremely odd and out of place. Secondly, an abandoned town where you collect red coins gives way to many theories about how this town was abandoned or some other stories.

In all, the level gives people bad vibes, and was made forever famous by the infamous Mario 64 iceberg video by Mish Koz, with the famous entry "Wet-Dry World Negative Emotional Aura." While it may be overthinking too much (it almost certainly is), is there something really sinister behind this at first unremarkable level in Super Mario 64?
Me: Yo, whats your least favourite level in Mario 64?

Friend: Bro, it has to be Wet-Dry World. Not only is it a boring level, but it is also extremely eerie, and all in all gives me bad vibes whenever I play it

Me: There is the phenomenon called the Wet-Dry World negative emotional aura you know?

Friend: Ehh, I wont think too much about it.
by fortdyche February 18, 2025
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San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
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Wet Wonka

A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"
"I gave Stan such a Wet Wonka yesterday"
by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019
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