Two Dogs

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.

Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.

by Yarner February 22, 2024

two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.

(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk

The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.

My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.

by JAB32 January 28, 2023

two pieces of chicken

In chess when your opponent threatens mate in one and then you push one of your pawns which is now defending the mate threat and resulting in the opponent now having 2 pawns hanging instead of one (you couldn’t take the pawn on the move before because M1 was hanging)

Killian pushed one of his pawns, such a brilliant move because now there are two pieces of chicken.

by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat September 25, 2023

Alysemin; the perfect two

Alysemin is a shipping name made of 2 names called Aly and Yasemin. Alysemin is perfect, and more than 1,000,000 people ship it. Those two girls are so cute together, they have the best friendship ever and nobody can tear them apart. Alysemin is the definition of perfection, Alysemin is the most wonderful thing on earth. Another word for Alysemin is love. Alysemin is full of love, laughter, fun, happiness, joy and everything sweet and fun.

Alysemin forever and always, bitch.

Omg I ship ALYSEMIN so hard they're my otp they have to get married now!

Alysemin; the perfect two

by Hannahsweetgurlzloooool November 4, 2013

Two-Weeker

When you’ve been smoking methamphetamine for {TWO-WEEKS}!!!! You’re a “two-weeker!!!” TWEAKER!!!

Sally: “Hey you’ve been up for weeks on that tweak!? Why?!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!

Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!

by Bribriblt2323 April 14, 2022

Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald

I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.

by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025