Twaterpated

For a straight male to be distracted by a female wanting sex

That mother f***** so twaterpated he can't see straight

by anonymous July 31, 2025

Twatapiller

A twatapiller is someone who will grow into a beautiful butterfly and f##k off once they have finished twatting about.

A van pulled in front of me while driving straight off the slip road into a full lane of traffic at speed, "What a twatapiller "

by anonymous September 24, 2025

Twater

That thin, watery pre-squirt that leaks out of a ketchup bottle before the real load of ketchup arrives. Warm-up drizzle. The condiment equivalent of pre-cum — unwanted, messy, and guaranteed to ruin the mood (and your fries).

“Bro, I squeezed too hard and got twater all over my burger. Felt like the bottle just nutted disappointment on my plate.”

by Gaweezinack69 October 12, 2025

twatshot

A photograph of a women's genitalia taken with a mobile phone.

He sent me a dickpic. I sent him a twatshot.

by IanIncali March 2, 2025

twatshot

A photograph of a female's genitalia taken with a mobile phone.

He sent me a dickpic, so I sent him a twatshot.

by IanIncali March 3, 2025

Twatwaffle

Somebody who’s incredibly fake and last name ends with fortson with James as their middle name I bet… he’d probably be gay too.

Christopher James fortson aka (CJ) is nothing but a MEGA twatwaffle

by CJ number 1 hater March 4, 2025

Twatshot

A photograph of a women’s genitalia taken with a mobile phone.

He sent me a sick pic, so I sent him a Twatshot.

by IanIncali March 6, 2025