scuffed steve jobs

Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.

Guy 1: *kisses person next to him*

Guy 2: Man, you are such a Scuffed Steve Jobs!

by FireSSJ February 16, 2019

Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance

My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!

by BoxKev May 13, 2011

palm job pj

Brand new way for women to masturbate. It involves the clit and palm stocking. two fingers in the vagina to hold on this fun ride.

I don't know what else to call this masturbation method, so I am doing a palm job pj.

by Hot Blue November 1, 2015

penis hole job

When your sexual partner uses their pinky toe to pleasure someone's penis hole. If possible you insert it....much like a penis in a vagina.

I love a pinky to in my peeper hole....its called a penis hole job

by stretched hole September 12, 2011

Free Hand Job

The act of getting a hand job for free

Wow these Asian hookers give the best free hand jobs, good thing they're locked up in Austins basement

by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011

blow job

An alcoholic shot containing Bailey's irish cream and Kahlua and topped off with whipped cream. This shot is for the ladies and is taken using no hands!

girl: who wants a round of blow jobs?
group of girls: we do!
group of gay guys: we do too!

by beth-boo October 14, 2007

bovine plate job

A woman, who looks like a cow, squats over a glass-topped coffee table and defacates while you watch, lying on your back with your face leering up at her ass.

While I was passed-out drunk on the bathroom floor, I managed to open one eye just as a large woman was preparing to use the facility. I thought I was in the middle of a bovine plate job.

by Joe Beets January 4, 2009