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slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.
"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"
by sb760 January 27, 2024
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Suck and Slap

When you give a man a blowjob and slap his dick at the end.
"Motherfucker pissed me off so bad so I gave him a Suck And Slap"
by H5bibbins August 16, 2024
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Slap

Let’s go shopping tomorrow

“Slap”
by Burkshares April 4, 2019
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Back-Slap

When your diaper gets full (Ideally to the brim), do a half backflip, and land on your ass to see how far you can slap the contents of the diaper out
I bet you can’t back-slap further than me bro. I hold the world record
by Officialnwrd November 24, 2024
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Flap slap

I made an advance on my boyfriend, but he flap slapped me because I told him his brothers dick was bigger.
by anonymous October 14, 2023
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gucci slap

After being fucked out of the Gucci flip flops that you threw on to fuck another man's bitch and as a result of the tremendous ass throwing skills of said bitch, its the act of enthusiastically striking either of the thot's buttocks with the intention of both congratulating her efforts and leaving the word Gucci emblazoned on her cheeks.
Darnell: Bruh I was fucking my uncles wife from the back. She was feeling it, she started yelling "DO IT! DO IT!" So I let them shits go.
Bruh: Oh shit son, you gonna get her pregnant again.
Darnell: Yeah probably. She was mad as shit, she didn't want the cream filling, she just wanted a gucci slap.
Bruh: So what you do?
Darnell: I gucci slapped that bitch. She earned it.
by Jaydubble June 21, 2016
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Turkey Slice Slap

The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.
"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"

"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."

"I don't, I lied. I hate you"
by Pancake Human May 9, 2024
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