A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.
Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.
by GDaddy_Duckboy March 31, 2021
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An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021
Get the Alaskan sloppy joe mug.A window shopper is a well known person or famous idol that ignores their fans' messages or any time someone reaches out to them.
Person A: "I like this music artist! I'll direct message them to praise their work!"
Person B: "I don't recommend it; they're such a Window-Shopper."
Person B: "I don't recommend it; they're such a Window-Shopper."
by PacifistDool3r June 29, 2021
Get the Window-Shopper mug.Gateway shopping is when you break down to buy "just one thing" after you told yourself you have to stop spending money. Much like breaking the seal when drinking, once you have purchased one item, you'll purchase five more items, spend money you don't have, probably will have buyer's remorse.
Me: I'm not going to spend any more money on leggings and purses. I have to buckle down and save money.
Also me: Ok I've got to go to the mall for just one thing - I need sandals and that's it. That's all I'm buying.
Also Me: Ok this purse looks really with the sandals, but I like that purse too - two purses won't be a big deal. It's just Coach...
My friend: It looks like those sandals sucked you into gateway shopping - you broke the seal!
Also me: Ok I've got to go to the mall for just one thing - I need sandals and that's it. That's all I'm buying.
Also Me: Ok this purse looks really with the sandals, but I like that purse too - two purses won't be a big deal. It's just Coach...
My friend: It looks like those sandals sucked you into gateway shopping - you broke the seal!
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 31, 2021
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by Joey the big October 28, 2021
Get the The sloppy gag off mug.We are on are way to the party at Ben's. I hear the place is skip skopping so prepare for the time of your lives.
Damn Shorty, you be skip skopping as fuck.
Damn Shorty, you be skip skopping as fuck.
by NoShoesGuy September 7, 2021
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