The Phantom Rule

You are not aloud to have sex with a fourteen year old girl if you’re a fourty year old man

The Phantom rule is based of the movie The Phantom of the Opera

by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021

Hitch rules

When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.

Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.

by HickoryBlister May 11, 2021

rule 43

a less inappropriate version of rule 34 (things like cats, dogs, unicorns, babies, toddlers, etc)

Thank god I found rule 43!

by psendrom June 8, 2021

New Rules Of The Internet

A remake of the rules of the internet, made to better fit today.

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.

by You’reasimp June 12, 2021

golden rule

The golden rule is great. It happens at least 1000 times a week. Like when you get the legendary you want on clash royale, your dick grows an inch or you have the best shower ever.

I love the golden rule

by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021

rule 34g

If you google anything and scroll down far enough, you’ll find porn, with some exceptions of course, for example, I googled konosuba and there was no porn

LMAO I JUST DISPROVED RULE 34G

by Turkroach in ud ジ June 18, 2021

Miss Tully’s Irn-Bru Rule

Rule number one of Miss Tully’s maths class, NO IRN-BRU.

Anyone who drinks iron BRU in M7 is instantly shot.

ELIAS, DO NOT DRINK THAT IRON BRU, Remember Miss Tully’s Irn-Bru Rule.

by Mr Hegarty June 18, 2021