theme-parked

An exceedingly sanitized, controlled setting that rings false

VISITOR: Dude, what happened to all of the strip clubs, hookers and street musicans in the Times Square area? This look likes a shopping center mall!

RESIDENT:The strip clubs, hookers and street musicans were theme-parked out of existence...

by 415man94102 April 20, 2011

theme park tailgate

The act of exiting the theme park to meet in the car park for a bring your own prepared lunch because the prices are too high, the lines are long and the quality of food is often poor.

Have a great day kids and I'll see you all at 12pm for some theme park tailgate. Get a pass out at the gate and remember where the car is parked.

by Aussie-bloke December 8, 2013

Smith Park

The park where bullshit happens related mainly, twin valley south related. Fight typically happen. And frequently penises are drawn there

Wow, I really want to beat the Shit out of John at Smith Park

by Shlatt poo December 7, 2021

MANDATORY BALL PARK ASSH0LE

It stems from and it is "STRICTLY ENFORCED" NO PEDOPHILE is allowed within out of TRANSIT 300 yards of any PARK.

COME upon these PEDOPHILE RINGS and what they do to BABIES, LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS and TWEENS as the MANDATORY BALL PARK ASSH0LE as blatantly saying SHOVE THOSE DAMN BALLS UP YOUR DRY ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE and BALLS of all kinds and materials is a must since it is an ENDURING for ANAL ALAN the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE to be PODOFEETED and have trouble SHITTING THEM BALLS OUT.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022

Park Joe Young

Someone who is a prodigy but sucks ass in sucking ass while sucking asses

mane that Park Joe Young is so dumb

by Havard English August 14, 2023

Parking Slut

People, usually female, that finish their shopping and still sit in the parking slot to use their phone.

Person 1: Manvir always sits in the car checking Tinder after he finished with his shopping.
Person 2: What a parking slut.

by Sithposter January 9, 2020

parking lot burrito

A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.

"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."

by Raiyoshi November 7, 2014