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Christian always is on the phone with Karson instead of playing with the bros being a simp

by Ashton FUCCIN FOSTER May 1, 2020

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Cody,thats it,im the definition of simp.

cody "IM A SIMPP"

by Codynotfounddddd September 21, 2020

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A derogatory term used by young male perverts who are interested in women for something other than sex, or who value them or respect them for something other than simple objectification. It's like the term Snowflake, where the white privileged people having meltdowns started to use the term against the people who were calling them snowflakes. Simp means simpleton, your average American college-age male who is so simple-minded, he sees all women as objects and has only sex on his mind, with a mental inability to think of something else. The simps then turned that around against the thoughtful man, who has ideas beyond his penis, and started calling everyone who wasn't a simp, a simp. And just like snowflake, it's now a term that has the opposite meaning of its original meaning. Snowflake simps hate being labeled as they are and believe, in their heart, that they are rubber, and you are, in fact, glue, and whatever you say bounces off of them and sticks to you.

Simpleton college frat boy: I'm bonin' chicks, you just gotta treat em like sh*t, bros before hos home, hold my beer I see another one..

Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.

Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!

by Kalalalalala September 25, 2021

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Someone who sucks up to girls just so they'll date him
Not to be confused with people who are nice to everyone
A good example is Brock from Pokemon
That simp would literally go for any girl that would be in a 100-foot radius of him

Matt: Hey dude, it's game night, what do you wanna play?
Brian: Hey, I dunno, I'll play anything.
Joshua: Sorry, I'm hanging with Melissa tonight to help her get her homework done.
Matt: Wait, are you dating her?
Joshua: No, she's cute, that's all.
Matt:...
Brian:...
Matt & Brian: You little simp-

by ThatOneGrammarAsian May 26, 2020

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