My phone was trippin'

The Universal Millennial Excuse for damn-near ANYTHING that one fails or forgets to do.

I was supposed to call my gf but my phone was trippin'. My boss asked why I didn't show up at work and didn't bother to call or text and I told him my phone was trippin'.

by Shawdog December 2, 2016

twist my fingers

Verb throwing up gang signs

When the of''s come by i twist my fingers

by Yungxanax December 9, 2016

flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams

Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!

by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015

glock in my hyundarri

When you want to exclaim that you have a glock located in your 'rari, but you remember you're not so well off and can only afford a mid-range Hyundai sedan.

I'm not sitting on stacks, so I'll have to strap a glock in my hyundarri at the very least.

by dotjarz January 10, 2016

Jim my john

A brief sexual encounter, a quickie

Dude, I saw Meghan stop by your apartment yesterday afternoon, but she left a few minutes later.

She just wanted to Jim my John between classes.

by rnnrdad January 23, 2016

oh my lob

Oh my lob stands for “oh my lobster”. 🦞

Verlaine: Did you hear about how Czarina broke up with AJ?

Navjot: She did? Oh my lob

by Or Or November 27, 2018

my tea is in a sack

When you order tea and it comes in a sack.

"MY TEA IS IN A SACK! HELP"

by IMAFATBALLOFFAT November 28, 2018