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Being Mexican by marriage

Some one who marries into a Mexican family is Mexican by marriage. Or some ones step something is Mexican and they adopt them!
Being Mexican by marriage includes 1/8 meixican by marriage cause step mother is 1/4 Mexican
by Susie truffle October 7, 2013
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Mexican handkerchief

The act of forcefully excreting mucosal sinus contents through one nostril and onto the ground (or floor) via the closing of the other whilst expelling air - likely originating in either the American southwest or Bible Belt, most prevalently used in the trucking and agricultural industries snot rocket farmer blow
I gave up lookin' fer a Kleenex and pulled out a Mexican handkerchief on the lobby floor.
by Wyndham Lewis April 30, 2012
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Mexican Salsa Dip

A sexual term used when a male and a female are having sexual intercourse and the female is a having her period. The period consists of blood and chunks. When the male sticks his penis inside the vagina it is the mexican salsa dip as he gets his dick covered in chunky, blood.
Dude, last night i had sex. Fun at first until i realized it was a mexican salsa dip.
by Big Bill Ball Sack June 6, 2012
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risky mexican

crazy person who adores himself, and thinks he are the greatest and toughest mexican around.
risky mexican thinks he is thougher than deni wcf, but he is not :P
by denisinjo January 1, 2012
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Mexican Yoghurt

1. Jizz; semen.

2. The jizz filled sample of yoghurt mixed by Mr. A. Garcia in New Mexico and given to a shopper in a grocery store on January 25, 2011, making both Mr. Garcia and the yoghurt sample temporarily famous on The Smoking Gun, etc.
Woman: "Damn, this recipe calls for a tablespoon of plain yoghurt and we ran out yesterday."

Man: "Can you use Mexican yoghurt?"
by le chacal February 27, 2011
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Mexican Doggy Bag

After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.
Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.
by Fecal Suave March 22, 2011
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Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.
I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.
by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011
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