hanging mexican

The tiny bit of shit that hangs on your arsehole hairs right at the end of taking a dump.

“Josh I had the most annoying hanging Mexican today”

Josh - “what’s a hanging Mexican?” .........

by Xante January 18, 2018

mexican dish

When someone says he or she will bring fancy food on New Year’s Eve, but instead brings six billion table tennis balls just to be weird.

She brought her Mexican Dish again and we all know what that means!

by bestboyelectric December 30, 2019

Mexican handkerchief

The act of forcefully excreting mucosal sinus contents through one nostril and onto the ground (or floor) via the closing of the other whilst expelling air - likely originating in either the American southwest or Bible Belt, most prevalently used in the trucking and agricultural industries snot rocket farmer blow

I gave up lookin' fer a Kleenex and pulled out a Mexican handkerchief on the lobby floor.

by Wyndham Lewis April 30, 2012

Mexican triple surprise

The act of pissing, shitting, and Cumming your pants

-Did you hear what happened to John at the party?
-Yeah he got a Mexican triple surprise

by Lamasisful July 19, 2023

Soggy Mexican

When you are plowing someone's hole, then slap avocado on the hole and continue plowing until it turns into guacamole and both parties eat some

Dude 1: Bro, how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Man it was awesome! I gave her a Soggy Mexican after the movie.

by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025

Mexican sounding

Mexican sounding is basically sounding (inserting a metal rod down your cock) but you have to dip the rod in salsa beforehand.

Fuck Mexican sounding hurts so bad

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Mexican Snow Dive

Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.

WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.

by anonymous December 30, 2023