When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.
Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.
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If you don't like this guy then you have poor taste in people and flat out suck at life in the biggest kind of way.
If you don't like this guy then you have poor taste in people and flat out suck at life in the biggest kind of way.
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Get the Ginger Jesus mug.He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.
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