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chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.
next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.
by lykaboss August 2, 2011
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Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick
Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).
by ChuChiSlay November 29, 2011
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Nibbling Chocolate

When you desparately need a shit.

Similar to Squeezing Maltesers
Tina, I cant walk any further. I'm nibbling chocolate..
by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011
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Chocolate Udonis

Dominic Redix
Mr. Long Strong. Genius. well-groomed. well-read. well-fed. the manliest man you will ever meet, with a hint of childlike humor. buff chocolate udonis
by theman1243333 August 22, 2011
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chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011
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Chocolate skull

The act of defecating into the mouth of a willing recipient, or the receipt of said act.
"Rimming just isn't doing it for me anymore. Give me a chocolate skull."

"I got a chocolate skull on Saturday night and I'm still picking corn out of my teeth."
by Kimbelina September 30, 2011
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gone off chocolate

When chocolate is in the fridge for too long and goes stale.
The gone off chocolate tastes like mud.
by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023
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