candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.

Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.

by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017

Cake and candles

A masculine way to say Happy Birthday.

Cake and candles brother. Another year older, huh.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

Lava Cake

When you do a solid dump followed by constant squirts of diarrhea, giving a burning sensation on your anus as they're coming out.

I was surprised, because I really felt that I needed to take a dump and low and behold, it was lava cake.

by Gimmy2000wha May 3, 2021

Carrot Cake Slaps

The kind of slaps you give someone when they only have carrot cake

“Oh, I had to give Breff some carrot cake slaps when he told me what was for dessert.”

by Zwaps December 10, 2018

Cake

A pen with weed for getting high.
Commonly used exuses when cought are saying it's a nic.

friend: let get your cake.
person: Sure just don't blinker that shit.

by Papanonon2 February 11, 2022

cake berry

A bottle of water

Sara, would you like a cake berry?

by suckgustoe October 11, 2015

Strawberry Nonce Cake

When one is a strawberry nonce cake

"ugh you're such a strawberry nonce cake"

by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020