Chicken Noodle Poop

The act of relieving chicky noodle soup from your chicky noodle shoot.

Example: All that remained of Veronica's four-course meal was Darren's chicken noodle poop and his chicken noodle squeal.

by Mushy Cashews/Crotch Robber August 10, 2008

poop-shoot pirates

two male lovers who explore the unknown regions of each others anus with there wangs......also known as bufu buddies..

yo that kid from florida and raven are poop-shoot pirates, i saw them doing the nasty behind a tree during my lunch break.

by friend of friends March 23, 2003

POOP SHOOT PIRATE

a term used for a guy who likes to e
nter the wrong hole whilst having sex!
anal sex giver!

Well i finally got that guy into bed. WOW what Suprise he's a "POOP SHOOT PIRATE"

by sammix August 23, 2008

Poop hole hunter

1) A person who constantly looks for anal sex. Typically it's a male looking for a female.

He is a poop hole hunter because he is always trying to put it in girls butts.

by Carneyfreak1 February 24, 2009

poop-n-shower

1. Used When you are out of toilet paper so you turn on the shower and wash out the crack of your ass.
2. Also used when you take to nasty of a poo that you can't wipe all of the poo out of your ass crack and have to wash it out.

'Fred took a massive shit, he tried wiping but the toilet paper would only stick to his ass so he turned on the shower and took a "poop-n-shower".'

by Phantom Pooper July 22, 2009

the poop keeps it whar it is

An absurd response to any statement or declaration, particularly those which indicate some degree of pride or satisfaction.

First seen in the Family Circus parody site in which humorous captions are substituted for the normal ones; the cartoon was of Jeffy fishing and fantasizing about riding atop a giant fish that he had caught. The idea was apparently that the fish's poop was keeping it in place, and the "whar" was included to lend it a maritime flavor.

A: So Jessica and I went out Friday night, and we had the best time! First we went over to Jon's house, and--
B: The poop keeps it whar it is.

by Don Pratt February 2, 2004

Loop de poop

A sudden, surprising shift in the color, consistency or explosiveness of your shit.

MAN: Dude, why were your on the shitter for so long?
DUDE: Well, it started off fine, a solid log from the breakfast burritto on Tuesday, but I got thrown for a LOOP DE POOP when I hit yesterday's Tika Masala. My ass started sputtering and spraying all over the place like a chicken with its head cut off. I JUST finished wiping down the seat.
MAN: Sorry I asked.

by carrotworm June 22, 2011