Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.

Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

by Human cockend £78 May 19, 2018

Wilted vagina

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin

"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."

by Fu kingcheese May 29, 2018

Venom Vagina

When you have a monster tongue and eat out a girl(just like Venom could); have a tongue long enough to go inside the vagina.

Bro 1: Yo bro, you got a long-ass tongue. Can you give a girl a Venom Vagina wit dat?
Bro 2: You know I can bro!

by Blahblah01012 June 7, 2018

Mangled vagina

Mangled vagina: an over the hill, wrinkled, 50÷ y/o prostitute who has no skillset other than fucking or being punch fisted for income.

Kerry has a mangled vagina and is a mangled vagina.

by GamerzAnonymous February 21, 2018

Double vagina

When a girl has larger thighs and it looks like she has a second libia - or a second vagina. So the slang phrase "double vagina" or "double vag" is a another way of calling a girl fat. Often used by assholes who want to shame you.

After he had seen my nudes , he started calling me "double vagina"

by dəfinə_mə February 23, 2018

Platypus Vagina

Also known as "Platypussy".

Not quite as pink as dolphin snizz, but make no mistake, that's some good platypussy(platypus vagina)!

by Little Carlos and the People March 9, 2018

Reversed Vagina

The opposite of a vagina. (It's a dick) (it's a "The Office" refference)

I think I have a reversed vagina.

by Jimmy Halpret February 7, 2019