butter muscle

A penis incapable of achieving erection due to the over consumption of alcohol and/or meat (ribs).

"Hey dude did you score with Sally last night?"
"Nah bro, I got the butter muscle"

by KCMOMAN April 24, 2012

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butter-pokerface

Someone who looks like and has a similar physique as Lady Gaga.

That chick was pretty hot except for her enormous schnoz and ridiculous clothes. Oh, and she had a dick, too. She was such a butter-pokerface.

by PhilthyZ February 03, 2010

fuckle butters

A term of endearment used when one girl loves another extremely excessively handsome man

You got me pregnant fuckle butters

by sunshinebutters January 26, 2016

butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.

Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.

by IHammerheadI400 December 12, 2024

To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.

Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.

by oOoDandyLionoOO February 01, 2023