alex

has a very random and scary music taste, He has the most baggiest pants on earth and needs a belt, homeless. Likes the park and I think he’s a dog but im unsure (call me if you need a dog)

Person 1: hmm what should I get Alex for his birthday

Person 2: a belt!! For his long saggy pants

by The muncher!!! April 5, 2023

Alex

Tall ignorant man with no personality or sense of direction with his life. Likes cheese and is very unlucky with the ladies. Thinks bat man is really a woman and thinks he’s better than anyone else. Will never text back on time. All ways stalks the group chat

Oh look it’s an Alex in his natural habitat

by Doorhandle92 August 31, 2020

Alex

noun

a name for someone with a tiny penis

person 1 "hey that guys cute"
person 2 "yeah but he's called alex"

by Gsisins August 31, 2022

Alex

the cutest and hottest guy ever. Alex is outgoing, too funny that makes u laugh ur ass off, he’s has a smile that makes u have butterflies in your stomach, especially those dimples. he also is amazing at football and basketball. he often does that flicking hair thing which IS SO fucking hot. he’s also knows how to get girls.

Madison: Have you seen alex play football?
Me: I did and he’s is so hot, right?
Madison: Exactly.

by CutieTomato May 13, 2024

Alex Emson

Alex Emson... A bright and warm person, the funniest of a kind and never seen sad. His personality is so bright and luminous and he is forever unique, his uniqueness, makes him the greatest of all because being the same is what everyone should be running from on a good day you'll never leave him unhappy or sad because his happiness is contagious and his smile is one of a kind and is the most greatest and heartfelt thing I've ever seen. Alex is so brave and resilient
I'm so glad he is my bestfriend because I could not ask for a better person in my life.

Alex Emson is Amiable, affable, incredible and could not be more funnier.

by Lilley Love July 11, 2020

Alex

A 19 year old pervert-creep twink who enjoys being a pervert and also gay. Also Anakin Skywalker and schizophrenic

Kate: Woah, have you heard of Alex?
Hannah: Yeah, I heard he brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to the empire.

by anonymous January 15, 2024

Alex

A little person that plays video games all day, and is very un trustworthy, and a rat.

I pulled an Alex today

by domlikesscoccer2277 October 12, 2020