Laptop effect

Same as the Iphone effect, but with a laptop.

guy 1: "Guys, save the table while I'm going to get some food."
(while waiting, one friend takes out their laptop to fill the blank, then another, then another)
(the other comes back, sits, feels awkward because of the silence)
guy 1: "Ah, that laptop effect is killing the conversation, just stop!"

by lait_au_chocolat January 27, 2010

The "Mallows Effect"

the feeling of being sick or feeling of catching something "dirty" just by being in the same vicinity as them...

"Hey, check out that prostitute! I think she just gave me Hepatitis by "The "Mallows Effect""

by I live in far far away land :P June 10, 2009

lemegonis effect

an internal heating of the house caused by irritatingly green doors

lydias house has green doors, and because of the lemegonis effect, lydia is cold

by itoldyoulydia October 30, 2009

Caninum Effect

Is the effect in which a owner of a dog looks like the dog.

The lady at the dog park was under going the Caninum Effect. She look liked her dog.

by Sir Halbert November 4, 2009

3rd party effect

questioning the feeling of being in the wrong place when in a group or social get together, while inadvertently not having a point of reference while the parties chat away like old times, while you sip on your pint and think after 10minutes, this is a bit weird

going out with your boy/girl friend who still sees / communicates with the ex-partner on a regular basis, whilst inadvertently receiving the 3rd party effect when in social outings or arrangements that make you feel like you need not be there

by xanderb December 3, 2009

Field effect

The effect in which one can use long distances or obstacles to deter passerbyes from starting a conflict when engaging in activities that said passing people may find unpleasent or "wrong". The field effect also allows for an unobstructed 360 degree view to allow for the spotting of police long before they are close enough to apprehend you.

The field effect allows for the smoking of cannabis in the middle of a field knowing that noone will walk all the way across the field to confront you.

by Monty The White January 1, 2011

The Wifey Effect

Receiving a ball and chain gag during a bachelor party in embarrassing fashion and puking from the pressure.

The reality of getting married finally hit him so hard during his bachelor party it caused The Wifey Effect.

by imthejoe April 10, 2011