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two-way

A type of body suit or singlet with a two-way zipper that goes all the way between the legs and can be undone from the bottom or the top.
A two-way makes it so much easier to use the bathroom or have a quickie at the club.
by Alanbly June 5, 2024
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two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.
That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe
by SwagBadger August 28, 2012
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Two in one combo

When two men are giving backshots to a girl going 400 mph.
“Man, those men really hire me with the two in one combo.”
by Jjrm 1115 March 20, 2025
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two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017
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shoot the twos

to have an light hearted convo , easy and low pressure like a free throw . see chop it up
whats good my geiser aint see ya in a type minute lets shoot the twos .

tryna shoot the twos and catch up my nigga ?

she was blowin my line to come home early i thought she found out bout my side piece . she dont know yet werr just shootin the twos
by shermpharaoh December 18, 2018
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two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.
"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"
by captain quacker June 30, 2017
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Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.
How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!
by Two square titan August 19, 2022
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