To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
Get the Cut the cakemug. Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.
by BigDaddy_Deano November 13, 2011
Get the Creamy side cakemug. Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.
by HjAa August 11, 2018
Get the Noob cakemug. by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf July 17, 2020
Get the Lion cakemug. @cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?
@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes
@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes
by BourgeoisballZie August 28, 2018
Get the Paper Cakesmug. If you thought it was food. Well, I guess your wrong.
Cake refers to a person who appears to have an IQ at a negative level (-).
Say they had a -100 IQ they would be great at comprehending things, but in the complete opposite way.
Dumbasses. We warn you, being a cake is way worse than stupid.
Cake refers to a person who appears to have an IQ at a negative level (-).
Say they had a -100 IQ they would be great at comprehending things, but in the complete opposite way.
Dumbasses. We warn you, being a cake is way worse than stupid.
That bitch was such a cake, she said "it must be really cold in Hawiia in the winter!" Like the hell?!?!
by RealBitchYouKnow February 1, 2016
Get the Cakemug. 1) a young terrorist organization
2) based off of cuddle muffin translated into arabic and back into english (google translate)
3) the glorious love child of the members of cuddle muffin
4) when you hug your partner in the 69 position while eating out each others asses, like chocolate cake
2) based off of cuddle muffin translated into arabic and back into english (google translate)
3) the glorious love child of the members of cuddle muffin
4) when you hug your partner in the 69 position while eating out each others asses, like chocolate cake
by TcatBoyyy May 16, 2017
Get the cake hugmug.