Jacking Off

here is how you jack off, jk you sick fuck......

"Wanna start jacking off?" said Peter

by hmmmyeskindadoit March 11, 2020

Show off

Anjali

Anjali is a show off

by fewsfowrfwrg September 18, 2020

twat off

A twat off is when a women gets bored of jerymy kyle, the kids are at school and she really needs to have a good wank

"The war is upon us " said eric , as the army approached. "omg " she said, as she ran to the bedroom and had a quick 'twat off ' . Dead, eric lay , when the approaching forces finally found her, she was overcome with twattishness.

by milktrayman November 5, 2017

Off-by-one

Cyber attack, usually originating in Russia.

Sweden was off-by-one'd last night.

by addelindh May 19, 2016

Suck off

A competition between females to see who can suck you dry the best it involves one male having a hard cock and as many women who want to compete in the contest

Bro I had a fucking suck off today

Wow what a lucky man

by I want Dom's dick in my mouth October 24, 2019

jerking off

this is when you fuck someone to hard they can't handle it

me and my boyfriend love jerking off

by gethorny.com August 21, 2021

Off the yard

Off the yard is a slang variation of "off the chain", a play on words since off the chain references a dog that has been let loose, aka freedom from restraint.

"Off the yard" means that after you've gone off the chain you escaped the yard, hence the expression "off the yard".

Example #1:
Mom: Who let the dogs out? I don't see them anywhere.
Kid: He's gotten off the yard. I'll go look for him.

Example #2:
Guy: Man that party was off the chain!!!
Guy #2: Naw man that went past off the chain! That party was off the yard!!

by AreSeeCola June 21, 2013