Soccer Mom (sex position)

While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.

I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)

by yourmom86 September 1, 2011

Ur Mom Gay uwu

A slang term for insulting your mother. Is usually combined with no u and an Uno reverse card

Guy 1: "Ur Mom gay uwu"
Guy 2: "No u" *Throws uno reverse card*

by kassiewithak November 3, 2019

hung like your mom

Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.

Krim: "I had a gay fuck last night and, man, that guy was hung like your mom!"

by Lee Ji Hoon December 19, 2007

Took your mom to the toilet!

A skater slang term coined on a special X-Games related episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It is used to describe something mind-blowing or amazing and was also used to replace the term "Off the Hook"

Skater 1: Dude!!! Did you see that guy do a 360 into the half pipe from that McDonalds bilboard?!?!
Skater 2: Fuck yeah! That took your mom to the Toilet!
Skater 1: the fuck you just say 'bout mah mommah?!

by Kris242 October 1, 2008

brb mom needs me

holy cow i have to go to the bathroom

When Sidney and i were talking on Facebook i discovered i really had to pee. So i typed "brb mom needs me" and ran to the bathroom

by prettyflyforawhiteguy September 5, 2009

go fuck your mom

something you would say to give a low blow indirectly towards the fucker that pissed you off to piss him off even more

faggot: hey cutie, you gotta nice ass
straight guy: go fuck your mom since that's the only pussy that'll ever have you, you queer bitch!

by bob williams jr. March 4, 2009

Hehe ya mom

It's a phrase used to
Describe the sarcastic tone you use with your mother
Been around since the 1930's

Mom: take out the trash honey
Kid: hehe ya mom

by TheBidNess October 14, 2011