Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face

Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.

by Friendly fire expert May 28, 2023

Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face

Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.

by Friendly fire expert May 28, 2023

Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Filipino fire starter

When two Filipino lady boys rub there dicks together to ejaculation

My boy got a Filipino fire starter from some lady boy at the bar after finding out the chick he was talking to was in fact a dude.

by Mevers June 14, 2023

Slite Fire

A word used to describe something that is at its peak of epic-ness. Not only is it fire… it’s Slite Fire. The best thing to ever happen to a human being would be a perfect situation to use Slite Fire. A word found in the vocabulary of local stoner, kayaker, skater youth has been deemed the perfect way to exclaim how truly wonderful something is.

-Dudeee… did you see that guy huck the double backflip from that 80 foot cliff
-That was Slite Fire bro

by Bobbymcgaphry June 30, 2023

Dumpster fire

A person, usually (female) who leads an unbelievably chaotic, and almost tragic life characterized by unnecesary drama, constant conflict and unfailingly driven by a personality disorder.

I can't believe you ever dated that dumpster fire in the first place!

by Del Cyrus July 10, 2023

Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing

The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.

I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...

by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023