The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.
Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.
by DA Big curly July 27, 2024

A modern dance, similar to the krump-style of brooklyn, in which the performer acts as if he/she is a wet dog that must dry himself.
by assbreakerbreadbaker May 17, 2014

Guys whose entire lives revolve around getting laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.
Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet-dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.
by Lickmytaint May 9, 2024

by DatFox_32 April 19, 2025

The Wet Unicorn, almost like the 69 position, one man back bends and the other man gets underneath the first man and licks his asshole while wrapping their arms around each other and stroking him off.
by cxldFace27 March 12, 2023

by reaalll_shit December 15, 2023

by Kilkillakam January 5, 2017
