suck attack

When someone comes in to your house, sucks your dick, and calls you gay

My neighbor hit me with a suck attack, and now all my friends think I'm gay

by The Dick Unsucker October 7, 2021

Suck

The forbidden word in my 6th grade classroom

"I suck at math" "You saud the forbidden word!!" "AHHHHH!!!" :(

by FeonixPheonix December 16, 2018

sucks to be you

A flip response meant to deflect the pressure of an accusation.

"Hey, guy, you parked like 2 inches from my car. How am I supposed to back out?"

"Beats me...sucks to be you".

by Maldez January 9, 2017

Suck my balls

What you tell the family dog to do

You: just suck my balls! U put peanut butter on them this time!

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

National suck dick week

Starts August 7th ends August 14th

Hey did you know it is national suck dick week do you want to join me this week

by Sexy James 69 August 6, 2022

I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it

Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?

by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025

Suck and Fuckathon

The Suck and Fuckathon is a semi-annual event that takes place in west vermont hosted by two lavish men. The suck and fuckathon has only one rule: No Kids!

Me and my dad went to the suck and fuckathon last night but those damn craiggers brought their kids!

by Vicente Senior April 2, 2024