Park Your BMW

Park your B*tch, Moan and Whine

A response to someone complaining too much. "Oh just do it and park your BMW."

by Tessed1 March 17, 2025

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Avon Park FL

Avon Park FL is completely compromised. The Brickell Building scandal has brought a new shining light of corruption and fraud. The Mayor, his first sister and Deputy Mayor are in a world of hurt. Deputy Mayor has been team Mayor, 1st sister and 3rd sister since being elected. Deputy Mayor plays dumb and blames him falling off the wagon recently and drinking excessively for his short comings. Deputy Mayor advocates for 1st and 3rd sister private school and loves to give free tax payer money to their organizations. Deputy Mayor also loves to give tax payer money to the Mayors father, brother in law, cousins, uncles, aunts and their associates by way of vote. 1st sister feels betrayed by Deputy Mayor for firing previous city manager who allowed them to extort the city for years. Deputy Mayor, 1st sister, Mayor and some county officials are going to prison for a long time for defrauding the City out of a 1.3 million value building. This of course is just the tip of the iceberg according to many experts who now accept that they have lost all credibility and are rotten to the core.

Let's head down to Avon Park FL for the 4th of July fireworks. No thanks, 3rd sister might claw the shit out of my childs arm for misbehaving. 1st sister will cover it up, and we will not get any restitution. Then 1st and 3rd sister will get 10k next year of our tax money by way of their brother and deputy Mayor!

by Stuck In 33825 March 23, 2025

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Parking Lot

A place where people go to film music videos and show off their fancy footwork - sometimes people park their cars there as well. Also a source of constant entertainment and joy for those whose apartments overlook them.

Let's go film this music video in the parking lot

by DougieW November 24, 2021

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Broxton park

Broxton sucks ass. There is constantly bad people and hockey boys disturbing everything. The current grade 9s are so weird and either basic or weird. Everyone keeps barking. Sob stories are the only thing the teachers can do. The janitors are the best and yet don't get payed enough.

Broxton park was the shittiest place there has ever been

by Onii~chann November 24, 2021

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