plain milk

drinking plain milk straight up

person a: what are you drinking right now?
person b: just plain milk
person a: you sick fuck

by UndoingEar December 17, 2021

Milk the Carrot

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.

Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"

by Con con July 22, 2017

Milk

To suck on nipples.

(Verb)

He milks his girlfriend's nipples thoroughly, yet gently, whenever she pulls up her top, and begs for him to do so.

by Modern Webster February 8, 2021

Milk Gasser

When one farts in ones cup of milk. Or perhaps sharts in the cup as well. Then makes that person drink it.

Man i just gave that dude a milk Gasser!!!

by 69er master September 4, 2009

Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.

“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”

by broiledeggs July 22, 2021

silk milk

dilt

do it do it do it do it do it like this silk milk

by niofweriqpahefo[pbqpibfbufwepa January 27, 2023

milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023