Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.
Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.
by Worthless January 12, 2020
Get the Soft french kissmug. Term used to describe the intimate connection made with a person when you sit down on a toilet seat they previously warmed up.
"Uhg, I just Kardashian-kissed Mike from accounting."
"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "
"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."
"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "
"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."
by otterpop206 December 14, 2013
Get the Kardashian-kissedmug. by Mistka November 18, 2023
Get the Kiss ESD daymug. Somebody who will litteraly do ANYTHING for another person no matter what the cost is and they will agree to anything said by that person as well no matter if it is morally right or wrong. They will never disagree nor argue no matter the situation. Also known as a sheep. They will leave 5 friends just to suck up to this one person. They are a follower not a leader that is why they are also known as sheep.
by Hudson_pie November 19, 2020
Get the Kiss assmug. John: "Did you hear that Vincent got a Crimean Kiss?"
Jared: "What happened?"
John: "Lisa hugged and kissed Vincent yesterday, shortly before tying him to the bed and raping him."
Jared: "What happened?"
John: "Lisa hugged and kissed Vincent yesterday, shortly before tying him to the bed and raping him."
by MaximeAesthetica February 14, 2023
Get the Crimean Kissmug. Vastly different than the French kiss, the Yugoslavian kiss offers more of an exotic, mind blowing experience. First, both people participating in this kiss get on their knees. In every household that participated in native Yugoslavian culture is a bowl of room temperature oatmeal by the front door. The dominant one takes a swig of the oatmeal and swishes it around their mouth. They then forcibly spit the oatmeal into the other ones mouth. The least dominant one eats a raw clove of garlic to solidify their disgusting nature. Then the can of sardines gets involved. Sometimes people will use anchovies, kipper, oysters, and tuna. The largest sardine is carefully chosen from the tin. The rest get thrown away as they are undesirable and useless. A man named Stephen Hawking blesses the sardine with a lugie. The two bite on each side and share it between their mouths as they kiss. The lesser dominant one must swallow the sardine whole when the kiss comes to an end. They both stand up, shake hands, and say the sacred statement of "The kiss was nice, next time bring rice, to hide in my fat rolls." As beautifully as the kiss started, they must depart now.
I witnessed a Yugoslavian Kiss at a wedding once. It was the most majestic activity I've ever seen. Long live Yugoslavia.
by hellobello January 7, 2024
Get the Yugoslavian Kissmug. Something said When the captain of the darts team, who happens to be black, is so upset by some harmless banter that he’s initiated storms off
by Dartsman180 January 12, 2022
Get the Kiss my black assmug.