Dirty Josey

When a woman pegs a man with a 14" long bedazzled dildo while laying on the king size bed that her grandma gave her.

"He wouldn't stop flooding my timeline with dank memes so I had no choice but to give him the ol' dirty Josey."

by Octamgoddamn June 13, 2023

The Joseph Outcome

When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys

Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had

Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years

Averie: he got me flowers too

Bre: I gotta raise my standards

Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him

Later on

Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore

Averie: Damn, I'm sorry

Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways

Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny August 14, 2023

George Joseph

THE BEST PERSON EVER

He’s such a cool guy, he’s must be George Joseph

by George_Joseph October 28, 2023

barron joseph

im barron joseph

hey are you barron joseph, me: ya

by barron joseph November 16, 2023

Uri Joseph

A term or name used to describe someone of the equivalence of R Kelly, magic johnson, magic mike, Scott pilgrim, Kevin Samuels, Kevin gates, and doctor light

Is that Samuel? Yeah it’s Samuel, but don’t talk to him, he’s a uri Joseph

by JonathonNM November 18, 2023

Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3

"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"

by RyanKeith December 11, 2023

James Joseph

An amazing, sweet, funny, kind, pretty boy. Has beautiful eyes and long curly red hair. Loves his family and is loyal to all of his friends. Doesn't have a harmful bone in his body but is completely capable of crushing skulls with his strength and willpower. Will help you with anything you need.

Also great tounge game.

Person 1: Have you met James Joseph?
Person 2: No but I've heard great things about him.
Person 1: He's the best person you'll ever meet.

by THAT_WEIRD_1 December 22, 2023