A middle aged man who drives an ice cream truck and prefers to pull into driveways to make the sale. Prefers to sit on the edge of serving ledge and ask several questions while the children patiently wait to give their order. Once the order is placed the ice creepman hands the MILF a Magnum double chocolate ice cream bar and states, "here this is for you".
The ice creepman is on the next block but due to frequent stops to chit chat with the neighborhood MILFs in which he delivers a free Magnum bar to his favorites 😜
by DizzydizzyD June 20, 2015

by bobvermand March 12, 2019

based on a tiktok by @bellaseclipsewig
“Mini ice cubes, i wish i had been born a boy.”
whenever you want to be a boy
initially, it has nothing to do with ice cubes
(used by non-male humans)
“Mini ice cubes, i wish i had been born a boy.”
whenever you want to be a boy
initially, it has nothing to do with ice cubes
(used by non-male humans)
Person 1: “Oh look at this handsome, cool, gorgeous boy over there who gets all these bitches!”
Person 2: *sigh* “Mini ice cubes.”
Person 2: *sigh* “Mini ice cubes.”
by gojō satoru March 8, 2023

Jo: what do you call an infant who hates Mexicans?
Mama: why…
Jo(imitating vanilla ice): ICE ICE baby
Mama: why…
Jo(imitating vanilla ice): ICE ICE baby
by KissingTheHomiesGoodMorning September 19, 2025

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.
Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?
No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.
No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.
by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018

by Ausflug July 4, 2020

The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough
T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019
